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Tonight, on E:60 — Dildo Dog
Sometimes, I don’t know what to write — luckily, for you people, I am a blowhard who needs about 0.26 seconds to form an opinion on a given matter. When it comes to sports, none other than ESPN can give [...]
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SportsDoucheBags Interview University of Wisconsin Guard Traevon Jackson
If you had to shoot 10 free throws in your driveway right now, how many would you make? 10 out of 10, you say? Sure thing, buddy. Now, imagine you are doing it in a 20,000 seat arena. Now, imagine [...]
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Major’s YouTube Picks: Washington, Washington …
This is the best thing on YouTube … allow me to explain: Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart — he’ll kick you apart, HE’LL KICK YOU [...]
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SportsDoucheBags Interview NFL Legend Sam Wyche
NFL legend Sam Wyche talks Joe Montana, Bill Walsh, Jerry Glanville, the Super Bowl and getting fired by the Bengals. Few people in the history of the universe can lay claim to the amount of NFL experience and historical significance [...]
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SportsDoucheBags Interview University of Wisconsin Guard Traevon Jackson
If you had to shoot 10 free throws in your driveway right now, how many would you make? 10 out of 10, you say? Sure thing, buddy. Now, imagine you are doing it in a 20,000 seat arena. Now, imagine [...]
MorePaulie E “Blast From The Past” – Interview With Kansas City Chiefs Tackle Branden Albert
Before Paulie E was a full grown SportsDoucheBag, he was a smaller Douche Bag, suckling off the teet of any agent/PR firm who would have him. Though scared, wet, in need of a shower and his special “blankie”, young Paulie [...]
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Interview With Buffalo Bills Quarterback/Wide Receiver/All-Around Stud Brad Smith
For some reason, it’s easy to overlook people with multiple skills, while those with one dominant skill set are exalted. Einstein was great with “mafffs’, but how was he in the sack? Ron Jeremy never met a girl he couldn’t [...]
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Major Nonsense, Vol. 39402.2, Sec. 29019238 ~ Five Weeks As Tanner Boyle
That video represents the greatest moment in my life as a sports fan. Throw out Terry Bradshaw and the shit about Jesus — when I sat 20 rows away from that, confetti streaming all around me, I … I do [...]
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Unemployed NFL Linebacker Justin Durant Applies At Chick-Fil-A; Chicago Bears, Are You Listening?
The economy is tough. Anyone who has looked for work recently can confirm this. It’s so tough that even current NFL linebackers coming off of career highs in tackles (103) are looking for work, any way they can get [...]
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Dynasty Denied: 00′s Rams Vs. 90′s Braves- Starring Lindsay Lohan, John Riggns, John Waters’ Moustache
The concept of a “Dynasty” in sports is a largely subjective thing. If a given team wins enough titles in an allotted period of time, it is a “Dynasty.” 10 years from now, people will look at the New [...]
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Major’s YouTube Picks: Washington, Washington …
This is the best thing on YouTube … allow me to explain: Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart — he’ll kick you apart, HE’LL KICK YOU [...]
MoreMajor Nonsense, Vol. 39402.2, Sec. 29019238 ~ Five Weeks As Tanner Boyle
That video represents the greatest moment in my life as a sports fan. Throw out Terry Bradshaw and the shit about Jesus — when I sat 20 rows away from that, confetti streaming all around me, I … I do [...]
MoreNCAA Tournament: Major’s Going on Record with “FUCK THE MOUNTAIN WEST”
I don’t like college sports for the same reason that I do not like the UFL — which Paul E went ahead and made up — or the Pacific Coast League. That said, college sport — and by that I [...]
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Paulie E “Blast From The Past” – Interview With Kansas City Chiefs Tackle Branden Albert
Before Paulie E was a full grown SportsDoucheBag, he was a smaller Douche Bag, suckling off the teet of any agent/PR firm who would have him. Though scared, wet, in need of a shower and his special “blankie”, young Paulie [...]
MoreInterview With Buffalo Bills Quarterback/Wide Receiver/All-Around Stud Brad Smith
For some reason, it’s easy to overlook people with multiple skills, while those with one dominant skill set are exalted. Einstein was great with “mafffs’, but how was he in the sack? Ron Jeremy never met a girl he couldn’t [...]
MorePaulie E Blast From The Past – Interview With Chicago Bears Linebacker DJ Williams!
Before Paulie E was a full grown SportsDoucheBag, he was a smaller Douche Bag, suckling off the teet of any agent/PR firm who would have him. Though scared, wet, in need of a shower and his special “blankie”, [...]
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