Jays on a Roll, Mavs Fail Again and More!

The Daily Douche Is Your Daily Morning Cleanse, Apprising You Of The 5 Biggest Sports Stories Of The Day So you Don't Sound Like A Total Douchebag At The Office.

 

Toronto Blue Jays right fielder Jose Bautista (19) dances with teammates Melky Cabrera, left, and Anthony Gose after the Blue Jays defeated the Boston Red Sox in a baseball game at Fenway Park, Thursday, May 22, 2014, in Boston. Bautista went 3-for-5 with two RBIs in the Blue Jays' 7-2 win. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa)

Blue Jays Roll On: The AL East leaders, who have won 11 straight games also won 11 in a row in June, becoming the first team to post a pair of winning streaks of at least 11 since Cleveland in 1954. Serious stuff, eh?

Mavericks Get Cancer: The Dallas Mavericks have just heightened their failure this summer by signing noted cancer, JaVale McGee. Good luck with that!

APPreseason football: It’s sloppy, it’s mostly scrubs and we will watch every second we can! Welcome back baby!

Birthday Shout outs: Mark Fidrych, Magic Johnson and Shea Weber!

On This Day: 1986 – Pete Rose (Cincinnati Reds) had his 4,256th and last base hit in a game against the San Francisco Giants.